An Ode to the Mormon Choir

I’d like to sing at a wedding sometime

with that Mormon Choir as backup.

Maybe humming along with some Roger Waters,

Nine Inch Nails, Cross-legged Maniacs,

or Janis Joplin.

Wow wouldn’t that be great?

The center of attention as people touch

their noses in embarrassment.

I could see Jesus and his two buddies laughing,

smoking a roach, and gulping down some Jack.

I’m lovin’ that fantasy, will til I die.

I’ve never seen God, nor the Holy Ghost,

but I’ve seen pictures of pale a white Jesus.

He crawls down the neon signs of New York.

Sometimes I think Jewish weddings are best.