I’d like to sing at a wedding sometime
with that Mormon Choir as backup.
Maybe humming along with some Roger Waters,
Nine Inch Nails, Cross-legged Maniacs,
or Janis Joplin.
Wow wouldn’t that be great?
The center of attention as people touch
their noses in embarrassment.
I could see Jesus and his two buddies laughing,
smoking a roach, and gulping down some Jack.
I’m lovin’ that fantasy, will til I die.
I’ve never seen God, nor the Holy Ghost,
but I’ve seen pictures of pale a white Jesus.
He crawls down the neon signs of New York.
Sometimes I think Jewish weddings are best.