Water-boarding for the Lord
They dressed me in white,
called me a sinner, and dunked me.
Dunked me and slay me,
sure enough they slay me
in the spirit, in the flesh
in a dirty river filled with names of chemicals
I can’t pronounce.
It’s what the Lord wants you see
it’s what he wants for you and me.
A little water up the nose and a dose
of the Holy Spirit up my ass.
It’s for the Lord you see
water-boarding to heaven.
Hang five for Jesus
all you good girls and boys.
Let the skies open cause we have the key.