Waterboarding for the Lord


Water-boarding for the Lord

They dressed me in white,

called me a sinner, and dunked me.

Dunked me and slay me,

sure enough they slay me

in the spirit, in the flesh

in a dirty river filled with names of chemicals

I can’t pronounce.

It’s what the Lord wants you see

it’s what he wants for you and me.

A little water up the nose and a dose

of the Holy Spirit up my ass.

It’s for the Lord you see

water-boarding to heaven.

Hang five for Jesus

all you good girls and boys.

Let the skies open cause we have the key.